$15 for $30 Worth of Mexican Fare and Margaritas
The flour tortilla is impressively versatile—it's sturdy enough to support hearty burrito fillings, yet soft enough to cradle a sleeping princess's head. Revel in the tortilla's usefulness with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of Mexican fare and margaritas at Cesar's Restaurant on North Broadway Street.
Cesar's supplements authentic Mexican meals with dangerously refreshing "killer" margaritas. The cuisine menu bursts at the seams with south-of-the-border favorites, such as homemade chicken, cheese, or pork tamales ($9) and the super burrito, an over-sized substitute football stuffed with the customer's choice of meat or rice and topped with melted cheese and salsa ($9). Patrons can hold down lighter plates of mango-adorned fish tacos ($8) with enthused fork jabs while dining outdoors, or investigate the heavy past of the chili relleno by surfing free WiFi or asking a chili relleno dinner directly, which will then reveal a story of poblano peppers stuffed and smothered with chihuahua cheese ($12).
Diners can cool off mouth motors with a frozen or on-the-rocks margarita in a prism of flavors, including blue curacao, peach, lime, and strawberry. Slurps are served in such individual sizes as large ($9), jumbo ($10), and mega ($11), and pitchers ($32) are available for groups and wookiees.
Cesar's supplements authentic Mexican meals with dangerously refreshing "killer" margaritas. The cuisine menu bursts at the seams with south-of-the-border favorites, such as homemade chicken, cheese, or pork tamales ($9) and the super burrito, an over-sized substitute football stuffed with the customer's choice of meat or rice and topped with melted cheese and salsa ($9). Patrons can hold down lighter plates of mango-adorned fish tacos ($8) with enthused fork jabs while dining outdoors, or investigate the heavy past of the chili relleno by surfing free WiFi or asking a chili relleno dinner directly, which will then reveal a story of poblano peppers stuffed and smothered with chihuahua cheese ($12).
Diners can cool off mouth motors with a frozen or on-the-rocks margarita in a prism of flavors, including blue curacao, peach, lime, and strawberry. Slurps are served in such individual sizes as large ($9), jumbo ($10), and mega ($11), and pitchers ($32) are available for groups and wookiees.
These slow-moving, oft-wrinkled mammals share a distinct, leathery gray hide, hence the term pachyderm, from the Latin term meaning "peanut skin." What are the three main types of pachyderm?
- Elephants: The wisest of all animals, due to their massive, knowledge-collecting ears, elephants are best known for their inability to forget things, no matter how horrible, and for instinctively knowing the location of their ancestral graveyard. For these reasons, The World Zoological Foundation in 1969 bestowed elephants with the coveted Saddest Eyes Award.
- Rhinoceroses: Rhinoceroses (or rhinoceri in Canada and the United Kingdom) are best known for the blunt horns adorning their snout, used largely to write primitive cuneiform in dry soil, alerting fellow rhinos where the dewy, low-hanging plums can be found. Rhinos are most famous for being the only animal uglier than the repulsive panda.
- Hippos: Hungry? Hungry! These ball-bearing munching marblevores can consume more than 30 white plastic spheres in a matter of seconds, aided by an ultracompetitive child repeatedly slamming the lever protruding from their backsides. Never one to back down from a fight, hippos are the only animals universally banned from all circuses.
